I bought fruits such as apple, oranges, lemon, pears , tomatoes , plums , and cherries to measure my penis in July, 2004. I had an erection and measured my penis against the fruits six times before my erection went away. My penis was equivalent to the length of an orange and a lemon for the first measurement, a pea r and a tomato for the second measurement, an apple and a plum for the third measurement, five cherries for the fourth measurement, a pear, a tomato, and a cherry for the fifth measurement, and an apple and two cherries for the sixth measurement. The images of these fruits insinuated the Six Persimmons painted by Mu Shi and still-life of fruits by Cézanne and paid a tribute to the two masters.